Dear Refrigerator,

You should get together with my good friends Appetite and Shopping List so I'm not so disappointed every time I stop by.


Love,
Me

Dear Small Boutique,

Being in your store makes me feel so guilty and so sorry for you that I have to leave before it ruins my day.

Sorry,

Me

Dear Overly Zealous Store Worker,

Hell no I'm not going to stay in your store and be endlessly interrogated, propositioned and otherwise harrassed.


Goodbye,
Me