Dear Bands,

Nobody believes you when you say that the show you're playing in their particular town is your favorite one on the tour so stop telling us it is.


Love,
Me

Dear Marquee Theater of Tempe, AZ

You'd be my least favorite venue even if I could park at you for free.

Until we meet again,

Me

Dear Owl City,

I listened to your album three times, but I'm done now.

Cheers,

Me