Dear Radio DJs,

The best of the 80s, 90s and today won't work too much longer, eventually you're going to have to start naming the most recent decades.


Love,
Me

Dear Pleated Pants,

I'm sure you'll wash up on the shores of "fashion" again, but this time I'll be ready.


Cautiously,
Me

Dear Refrigerator,

You should get together with my good friends Appetite and Shopping List so I'm not so disappointed every time I stop by.


Love,
Me

Dear Scientists,

Wake me up when we have teleportation or time travel or heck, I'd even settle for holograms.


Sleepily,
Me

Dear Aging,

I appreciate everything you've done for me up until this point but I can make it fine from here on without you.


Love,
Me

Dear Sheets,

You never seem dirty until I wash you and notice how much cleaner you feel.


Love,
Me

Dear Plan B,

You better be one hell of a lot better than plan A.


Expectantly,
Me