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3.25.2010

Dear Worst Enemies,

I wouldn't wish having your band featured as a Rock Star Favorite on the Denny's Allnighter menu even on the likes of you.

Contemptuously,
Me

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Labels: Denny's, enemy, low point in a band's career, Rock Star Favorite, Sellout

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